| 12 letter words | 11 letter words | 10 letter words |
| 9 letter words | 8 letter words | 7 letter words |
| 6 letter words | 5 letter words | 4 letter words |
| bladderworts | cotransports | shortsighted |
| sportscaster | sportswriter | underreports |
| butterworts | discomforts | nonsupports |
| overreports | spiderworts | spleenworts |
| spoilsports | sportscasts | sportsmanly |
| sportswears | sportswoman | sportswomen |
| stitchworts | undershorts |
| assorts | cavorts | cohorts |
| dehorts | deports | efforts |
| escorts | exhorts | exports |
| extorts | imports | intorts |
| reports | resorts | retorts |
| aborts | shorts | skorts |
| snorts | sports | whorts |
| borts | forts | morts |
| ports | sorts | torts |
| worts |
| orts |
Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there is no dancing, no walking, and we would starve. It would be all work and no play.
Look, I know it was bad, but this was a vicious hamster. This was like a Damien hamster with little beady eyes and a big forked tail and a cape with a hood and bye bye Buttercup. Bye, Luke.
Keep in mind during the Bracebridge dinner, we are not just servers, we are performers. So, anytime you are with a guest, you must be in character and you must speak Old English.